MONDAY
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Spike: "You won. All right? You came in, and you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. It's what Caesar did, and he's not going around saying, 'I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it.'"
(Pangs)
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Fortune Cookies:
"All your life you live so close to the truth, it becomes a permanent blur in the corner of your eye, and when something nudges it into outline it is like being ambushed by a grotesque."
---Tom Stoppard , "Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead"
"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."
---John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987
"This England never did, nor never shall,
Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror."
---William Shakespeare "King John", Act 5
Harry Lime: "In Italy, for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had 500 years of democracy and peace - and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
---Third Man
TUESDAY
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Spike: "So you're saying that a powerful and mightily pissed-off witch was planning on going and spilling herself a few pints of god-blood until you, what... explained?"
Buffy: "What, you think she... no. I told Willow it would be, like, suicide."
Spike: (shrug) "I'd do it." (off her look) "Right person. Person I loved. I'd do it."
(Tough Love)
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Fortune Cookies:
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."
---Erica Jong
"Love is an endless mystery, for it has nothing else to explain it."
---Rabindranath Tagore
"Advice is like snow; the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind."
---Samuel Taylor Coleridge
"To err is nature, to rectify error is glory."
---George Washington
WEDNESDAY
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Spike: "Found Ben's room at Glory's. Didn't learn much."
Xander: "Wait...Ben? At Glory's? So you're saying that all this time he was sub-letting from her?"
Spike: "*This*...is gonna be worth it."
(Spike smacks Xander)
Spike & Xander: "OW!"
Spike: "Last time, from the top..."
(Weight of the World)
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Fortune Cookies:
"Chandler: Is this the episode of Three's Company where there's a misunderstanding? "
---Friends
"The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to seem worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it."
---Bertrand Russell
Data: "I get it! "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to leave!" I get it!"
Geordi: "Data, what do you get?"
Data: "The Farpoint mission! You told a joke; that was the punchline!"
Geordi: "The Farpoint mission? Data, that was seven years ago."
Data: "I know! I finally get it! Very funny!"
---Star Trek VII:Generations
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."
---Groucho Marx
THURSDAY
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Spike: 'I'm a vampire, I know something about evil. You're not evil.'
Dawn: 'Maybe I'm not evil, but I don't think I can be good.'
Spike: 'Well, I'm not good and I'm okay.'
(Tough Love)
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Fortune Cookies:
"Er, excuse me, who am I? Hello? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I?"
---Douglas Adams_/Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy
"It doesn't happen all at once," said the Skin Horse. "You become. It takes a long time. That's why it doesn't happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in your joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand."
---Margery Williams, " The Velveteen Rabbit"
"An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human feeling. The curriculum is so much necessary raw material, but warmth is the vital element for the growing plant and for the soul of the child."
---Carl Jung
FRIDAY
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Spike: "You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other until it
makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood -- blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but
at least I'm man enough to admit it."
(Lovers Walk)
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Fortune Cookies:
Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot.
---D. H. Lawrence
Warning signs that lover is bored:
1. Passionless kisses
2. Frequent sighing
3. Moved, left no forwarding address.
---Matt Groening
Give all to love; obey thy heart.
---Ralph Waldo Emerson
Crazy
Crazy for feeling so lonely
I'm crazy
Crazy for feeling so blue
I knew
You'd love me as long as you wanted
And then someday
You'd leave me for somebody new
Worry
Why do I let myself worry
Wond'rin'
What in the world did I do
Crazy
For thinking that my love could hold you
I'm crazy for tryin'
Crazy for cryin'
And I'm crazy
For lovin' you
Crazy
For thinking that my love could hold you
I'm crazy for tryin'
Crazy for cryin'
And I'm crazy
For lovin' you
---Patsy Cline, Crazy
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