MONDAY
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Xander: "First of all, what was with the acrobatics? How did that happen?"
Oz: "Wasn't Andy Hoelich on the gymnastics team?"
Xander: "That's right, he was. Cheater! Okay, and the second problem I'm having... 'Come and get it, big boy'?"
Willow: "Well, the Slayer always says a pun or a witty play on words, and I think it throws the vampires off and it makes 'em frightened because I'm wisecracking, okay, I didn't really have a chance to work on that one but you try it every time!"
(Anne)
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Fortune Cookies:
"She's full of secrets!"
---Twin Peaks
"What was that universal greeting again? Never mind I remember. 'Ba weep granna weep ninny bang'."
---Transformers, the Movie
"SPOOOOOOOOON!!!!!"
---The Tick
WEDNESDAY
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Buffy: "So how'd it go with Larry?"
Xander: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Buffy: "I think it's supposed to mean, 'So how'd it go with Larry?'"
Xander: "He's not the werewolf. Can't we just leave it at that? Must you continue to push, and push?!"
(Phases)
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Fortune Cookies:
Angela: "This life has been a test. If it had been an actual life, you would have received actual instructions on where to go and what to do."
---My So-Called Life
Neal: "Del, why did you kiss my ear?"
Del: "Why are you holding my hand?"
Neal: "Where is your other hand?"
Del: "Between two pillows."
Neal: "Those aren't pillows! "
---Planes, Trains & Automobiles
"Oh boy."
---Quantum Leap
Capt. Clarence Oveur: "Joey, you like movies about gladiators?"
---Airplane!
FRIDAY
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Xander: "Demons versus soldiers. Massacre, massacre."
Willow: "And Adam has a neat pile of body parts to start assembling his army. Diabolical yet.. gross."
Xander: "Does anybody else miss the Mayor 'I just wanna be a big snake'?"
(Primeval)
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Fortune Cookies:
Aaron: "At some point things got so bad it just became funny".
---Broadcast News
"Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai
You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in Japan, I am the modern man
I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
To keep me alive-just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive
I'm not a robot without emotions-I'm not what you see
I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free
I'm not a hero, I'm not a savior, forget what you know
I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
Beyond my control-we all need control
I need control-we all need control
I am the modern man, who hides behind a mask
So no one else can see my true identity
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For doing the jobs that nobody wants to
And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For helping me escape just when I needed to
Thank you-thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you
The problem's plain to see: too much technology
Machines to save our lives. Machines dehumanize.
The time has come at last
To throw away this mask
So everyone can see
My true identity...
I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!"
---Styx, "Mr Roboto"
"My brother can make a rocket out of a blender and a vacuum and I can't get my car out of the driveway"
---Better off Dead
Airline captain: "Uh, everyone, please strap yourselves in, as we are experiencing a little Godzilla-related turbulence. It doesn't look too bad, though. He usually lets go at about 30,000 feet, and, after that, we'll just have to worry about Moth-Ra, Ged-Ra, and Rodan."
---The Simpsons
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