MONDAY
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Buffy: "The late night stake-out, the bogus suspects, the flask... is this a date?"
Spike: "A... please! A date! You are completely off your bird! I mean-- do you want it to be?"
(Crush)
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Fortune Cookies:
"And most importantly, when it comes to making out put on side 2 of led zepplin 4!!! "
---Fast Times at Ridgemont High
"He slimed me."
---Ghostbusters
"Ah well, I attended Juliard. I'm a graduate of the Harvard Busines School. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and I had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the Exorcist 67 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it. Not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy!"
---Beetlejuice
"You might think I'm crazy
To hang around with you
Maybe you think I'm lucky
To have something to do
But I think that you're wild
And inside me is some child
You might think it's foolish
Or maybe it's untrue
You might think I'm crazy
But all I want is you
You might think it's hysterical
But I know when you're weak
You think you're in the movies
And everything's so deep
But I think that you're wild
When you flash that fragile smile
You might think it's foolish
Or maybe it's untrue
You might think I'm crazy
But all I want is you
And it's hard so hard to take
There's no escape without a scrape
You kept it going till the sun fell down
You kept it going
You might think I'm delirious
The way I run you down
But somewhere sometime
When you're curious
I'll be back around
And I think that you're wild
And so uniquely styled
You might think it's foolish
Or maybe it's untrue
You might think I'm crazy
But all I want is you"
---The Cars, "You Might Think"
Monique: "Oh, I just hate that Ricky Smith! He is always trying to put his testicles all over me!"
Lane: (Looking shocked) "Excuse me???"
Monique: "How you say? Um...octupus?"
Lane: "Oh!! Tenticles. 'NT'. There's a big difference."
---Better off Dead
TUESDAY
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Buffy: "I told one lie. I had one drink."
Giles: "Yes, and you were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture."
(Reptile Boy)
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Fortune Cookies:
"Snakes, why'd it have to be snakes?"
---Raiders of the Lost Ark
"Goonies never say die."
---The Goonies
Frasier :"On the way over, I decided to listen to a rock station on the radio to get into the mood. There was a line in one of those tribal passages that I felt summed up the evening: 'Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.'"
---Cheers
"Working Monday through Friday
Takes up all of my time
If I can get to the weekend
Everything will work out just fine
That's when I can go crazy
That's when I can have fun
Time to be with my baby
Time to come undone
Where's the party [where's the party]
I want to free my soul
Where's the party [where's the party]
I want to lose control
Where's the party [where's the party]
I want to free my soul
Where's the party [where's the party]
I want to lose control
Couldn't wait to get older
Thought I'd have so much fun
I guess I'm one of the grown-ups
Now I have to get the job done
People give me the business
I'm not living in fear
I'm just living in chaos
Gotta get away from here
Where's the party [where's the party]
I want to free my soul
Where's the party [where's the party]
I want to lose control
Where's the party [where's the party]
I want to free my soul
Where's the party [where's the party]
I want to lose control
Don't want to grow old too fast
Don't want to let the system get me down
I've got to find a way to make the good times last
And if you show me how, I'm ready now
Slow down you move too fast
Gonna make the good times last
Gonna let my hair hang down
I'm ready now
Where's the party [where's the party]
Where's the party [where's the party]
Someone tell me
Where's the party [where's the party]
Come on, come on, come on
Where's the party [where's the party]
Slow down you move too fast
Gonna make the good times last
Gonna let my hair hang down
I'm ready now
Where's the party [where's the party]
Where's the party [where's the party]
Someone tell me
Where's the party [where's the party]
Come on, come on, come on
Where's the party [where's the party]
We can make it all right
We can make you dance
We can make a party last all night
We can make it all right
We can make you dance
We can make a party last all night"
---Madonna, 'Where's the Party?'
Zhora: Do you think I'd be working in a place like this if I could afford a real snake?
---Blade Runner
WEDNESDAY
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Buffy: "Want beer. Like beer. Beer good."
Xander: "Beer bad. Bad, bad beer. What the hell am I saying? Buffy, go home... and go to bed."
Buffy: "Say 'bye."
Xander: "Bye."
Buffy: "Bye."
(Beer Bad)
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Fortune Cookies:
"And Leon's getting la-a-a-a-a-arger!"
---Airplane!
"Bring us a pitcher of beer every ten minutes until somebody passes out. Then bring one every five minutes."
---Back to School
"De do do do, de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do, de da da da
Their innocence will pull me through
De do do do, de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do, de da da da
They're meaningless and all that's true"
---The Police "De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da"
"This could be complicated."
---Top Gun
THURSDAY
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Xander: "Is that a spell book?"
Willow: "No, no, no! Chemistry book."
Xander: "Wait a minute. This is love spell stuff. You doing a love spell?"
Willow: "No, of course not! This is a purely scientific... de-lusting spell... for us. I thought it would go better if you didn't know."
Xander: "Are you nuts? Or have you forgotten I tend to have bad luck with these sorts of spells?"
(Lover's Walk)
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Fortune Cookies:
"Gimme some sugar, baby."
---Army of Darkness
"It's poetry in motion
She turned her tender eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
But she blinded me with science
"She blinded me with science"
And failed me in biology
When I'm dancing close to her
"Blinding me with science - science"
Science
I can smell the chemicals
"Blinding me with science - science"
Science
Science
But it's poetry in motion
And when she turned her eyes to me
is deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
She blinded me with science
"She blinded me with science"
And failed me in geometry
When she's dancing next to me
"Blinding me with science - science"
Science
I can hear machinery
"Blinding me with science - science"
Science
It's poetry in motion
And now she's making love to me
The spheres're in commotion
The elements in harmony
She blinded me with science
"She blinded me with science"
And hit me with technology
Good heavens Miss Sakamoto - you're beautiful"
- I don't believe it
here she goes again
she's tidied up, and I can't find anything
all my tubes and wires
and careful notes
and antiquated notions
But it's poetry in motion
And when she turned her eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
She blinded me with science
"She blinded me with - with science"
She blinded me with"
---Thomas Dolby
Spicoli: "I'm here for Geography class"
Mr. Hand: "How do you know this is Geography"
Spicoli: "Look at the globe, dude."
---Fast Times at Ridgemont High
"Nothing is greater than true love...except for a MLT-mutton,lettuce and tomato-when the mutton is nice and lean."
---The Princess Bride
FRIDAY
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Principal Snyder: "A lot of educators tell students, 'Think of your principal as
your pal.' I say, think of me as your judge, jury, and executioner."
(School Hard)
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Fortune Cookies:
Norm: "It's a dog-eat-dog world out there and I'm wearing milkbone underwear."
---Cheers
"Uh, Dick? Excuse me..Rich? Will milk be made available to us?"
---The Breakfast Club
"Crack that whip
Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back
When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must whip it
When something's going wrong
You must whip it
now whip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to whip it
whip it good
When a good time turns around
You must whip it
You will never live it down
Unless you whip it
No one gets their way
Until they whip it
I say whip it
Whip it good"
---Devo, "Whip it Good"
Venkman: "He's right here, Ray. He's looking at me."
Ray: "He's an ugly little spud, isn't he?"
Venkman: "I think he can hear you, Ray."
---Ghostbusters
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