MONDAY
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Buffy: "You're Watchers. Without a Slayer, you're pretty much just watchin' Masterpiece Theater. You can't stop Glory.You can't do anything with the information you have except maybe publish it in the 'Everyone Thinks We're Insane-O's Home Journal.' So here's how it's gonna work. You're gonna tell me everything you know. Then you're gonna go away.You'll contact me if and when you have any further information about Glory. The magic shop will remain open. Mr.Giles will stay here as my official Watcher, reinstated at full salary..."
Giles: (coughing) "Retroactive."
Buffy: "...to be paid retroactively from the month he was fired. I will continue my work with the help of my friends..."
Watcher #2: "I, uh, I ... don't want a sword thrown at me, but, but, civilians, I - we're talking about children."
Buffy: "We're talking about two very powerful witches and a thousand-year-old ex-demon."
Anya: "Willow's a demon?!"
Philip: "The boy? No power there."
Buffy: "The boy has clocked more field time than all of you combined. He's part of the unit."
Willow: (whispers to Xander) "That's Riley-speak."
Xander: (whispers back, with a big grin) "I've clocked field time."
Buffy: "Now. (addresses the Watchers) You all may be very good at your jobs. The only way we're gonna find out is if you work with me. You can all take your time thinking about that. (turns back to Travers) But I want an answer right now from Quinton, 'cause I think he's understanding me."
Travers: (clears throat) "Uh, your terms are acceptable."
(Checkpoint)
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Fortune Cookies:
Here's to the future! The only limits are the limits of our imagination. Dream up the kind of world you want to live in, dream out loud, at high volume.
---Bono, U2
"Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out, is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question?
Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club."
---The Breakfast Club
"So what this Jefferson dude was saying is: We left this England place because it was bogus. If we don't get us some cool rules pronto, we'll just be bogus too."
---Fast Times at Ridgemont High
"I'm alright
Nobody worry 'bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can't you just let it be?
I'm alright
Don't nobody worry 'bout me
You got to gimme a fight
Why don't you just let me be
Do what you like,
Doing it nat'rally
But if it's too easy
They're gonna disagree
It's your life
And isn't it a mystery
If it's nobody's bus'ness
It's everybody's game
Gotta catch you later
No, no, cannonball it right away
Some Cinderella kid
Get it up and get you a job
(Dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip)
I'm alright
Nobody worry 'bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can't you just let it be?
I'm alright
Don't nobody worry 'bout me
You got to gimme a fight
Why don't you just let me be
Who do you want?
Who you be today?
And who is it really
Makin' up your mind?
You wanna listen to the man?
Pay attention to the magistrate
And while I got you in the mood
Listen to your
Own heart beatin'
Own heart beatin'
Own heart beatin'
Own heart beatin'
Don't it get you movin'
mmmmm-man
It make me feel good"
---Kenny Loggins I'm Alright
TUESDAY
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Buffy: "No, I - want to stay awake - so this day can keep happening."
Angel: "Sleep. We'll make another one like it tomorrow."
Buffy: "Angel? This is the first time I ever really felt this way."
Angel: "What way?"
Buffy: "Just like I've always wanted to. Like a normal girl, falling asleep in the arms of her normal boyfriend. It's
perfect."
Angel kisses the top of her head as she falls asleep.
(I Will Remember You)
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Fortune Cookies:
"I used to be on an endless run.
Believe in miracles 'cause I'm one.
I have been blessed with the power to survive.
After all these years I'm still alive.
I'm out here kickin' with the band.
I am no longer a solitary man.
Every day my time runs out.
Lived like a fool, that's what I was about, oh
I believe in miracles.
I believe in a better world for me and you.
Oh, I believe in miracles.
I believe in a better world for me and you.
Tattooed your name on my arm.
I always said my girl's a good luck charm.
If she can find a reason to forgive,
Then I can find a reason to live.
I used to be on an endless run.
Believe in miracles 'cause I'm one.
I have been blessed with the power to survive.
After all these years I'm still alive.
I believe in miracles.
I believe in a better world for me and you.
Oh, I believe in miracles.
I believe in a better world for me and you.
I close my eyes and think how it might be.
The future's here today.
It's not too late.
It's not too late, yeah!
I believe in miracles.
I believe in a better world for me and you.
Oh, I believe in miracles.
I believe in a better world for me and you. "
---The Ramones, Believe in Miracles
"If you're not in it, you're out of it."
---Joey Ramone
WEDNESDAY
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Willow: "So, Jonathon. (crosses her arms) You tried out for the swim team twice and never made it?"
Jonathon: (fidgets) "I'm asthmatic. I couldn't keep up."
Willow: "You resented it, didn't you?"
Jonathon: "Maybe."
Willow: "You hated being pushed around by Dodd and the others."
Jonathon: "So?"
Willow: " So, you wanted revenge. Didn't you?" (leans in suddenly) (sternly) "Didn't you?!"
Jonathon: (nervously) "Yeah! Okay? I did!"
Willow: (smiles and straightens back up) "So... You delved into the black arts and conjured up a hellbeast from the ocean's depths to wreak your vengeance."
Jonathon: "Huh?"
Willow: "Didn't you?"
Jonathon: "What? No! I snuck in yesterday and... peed in the pool."
Willow: Oh... Eww!
(Go Fish)
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Fortune Cookies:
Miles: "Where do you live?"
Buck: "In the city".
Miles: "You have a house?"
Buck: "Apartment."
Miles: "Own or rent?"
Buck: "Rent".
Miles: "What do you do for a living?"
Buck: "Lots of things."
Miles: "Where's your office?"
Buck: "I don't have one."
Miles: "How come?"
Buck: "I don't need one."
Miles: "Where's your wife?"
Buck: "Don't have one."
Miles: "How come?"
Buck: "Its a long story."
Miles: "You have kids?"
Buck: "No I don't."
Miles: "How come?"
Buck: "Its an even longer story."
Miles: "Are you my dad's brother?"
Buck: "Whats your record for consecutive questions asked?"
Miles: "38."
Buck: "I'm your dads brother all right."
Miles: "You have much more hair in your nose than my dad."
Buck: "How nice of you to notice."
Miles: "I'm a kid, that's my job."
---John Candy & Macaulay Culkin , Uncle Buck
"Thats what I love about you Laura, you keep narrowing this case down to include everybody."
---Pierce Brosnan, Remington Steele
"Come along with the Snorks
Swim along with the Snorks
So much to see
Waiting for you and me
Have some fun with the Snorks
Play along with the Snorks
Sing along with the Snorks
Happy we'll be
Living under the sea
Come along with the snorks
If you could breathe underwater
Where would you go
If you had friends underwater who would you know
Come along
Sing along
Swim along too
'YA!'
Come along with the Snorks
Swim along with the Snorks
So much to see
Waiting for you and me
Swim along with the
Have some fun with the
Come along with the Snorks!"
---Snorks Theme
"You're too shy, shy
Hush, hush eye to eye"
--- Kajagoogoo's, Too Shy
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
---Lloyd Bridges, Airplane!
THURSDAY
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Giles: "Not a ghost. An apparition. I believe we're dealing with a kind of poltergeist. A whole cluster of them, in fact, born out of intense adolescent emotion and sexual energy."
Anya: "Both of which were totally pent up during Mrs. Holt's reign of repression."
Xander: "So with Buffy and Riley having ... you know, acts of nakedness around the clock lately, maybe they set something free. Like a ... big burstin' poltergasm."
(Where the Wild Things Are)
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Fortune Cookies:
David: "No plans on a Friday night? The day people get paid? The night people get what rhymes with paid?"
---Moonlighting
"If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the... Love Shack! Love Shack yeah
I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway,
lookin' for the love getaway
Heading for the love getaway, love getaway,
I got me a car, it's as big as a whale
and we're headin' on down
To the Love Shack
I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money
The Love Shack is a little old place
where we can get together
Love Shack baby, Love Shack bay-bee.
Love baby, that's where it's at,
Ooo love baby, that's where it's at
Sign says.. Woo... stay away fools,
'cause love rules at the Lo-o-ove Shack!
Well it's set way back in the middle of a field,
Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back
Glitter on the mattress
Glitter on the highway
Glitter on the front porch
Glitter on the hallway
The Love Shack is a little old place
where we can get together
Love Shack bay-bee! Love Shack baby!
Love Shack, that's where it's at!
Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin',
wearin' next to nothing
Cause it's hot as an oven
The whole shack shimmies!
The whole shack shimmies when everybody's
Movin' around and around and around and around!
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby!
Folks linin' up outside just to get down
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
Funky little shack! Funk-y little shack!
Hop in my Chrysler,
it's as big as a whale
and it's about to set sail!
I got me a car, it seats about twenty
So c'mon and bring your jukebox money.
The Love Shack is a little old place
where we can get together
Love Shack baby! Love Shack bay-bee!
(Love Shack...Love Shack...)
Love Shack, that's where it's at!
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Knock a little louder baby!
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
I can't hear you
Bang bang on the door baby
Bang bang on the door
Bang bang on the door baby
Bang bang
You're what?... Tin roof, rusted!
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love baby, that's where it's at
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love baby, that's where it's at
Huggin' and a kissin',
dancin' and a lovin' at the love shack "
--- B52s, Love Shack
Steven: "Parents are conditioned to accept a few mishaps. A broken vase, some spilled milk on the floor... There was a kangaroo in my living room."
Alex: "It was just here for the party."
---Family Ties
"Where's the beef?"
---TV Commercial, Wendy's Hamburgers
FRIDAY
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Willow: Hey, did you do that little half-smile thing?
Buffy: (sighs)"Look, I'm not trying to snare Scott Hope. I just want to get my life back, you know, do normal stuff."
Willow: "Like date?"
Buffy: "Well..."
Xander: "Oh, you wanna date. I saw that half-smile, you little slut."(chuckles)
Buffy punches him on the arm, and none too lightly.
Xander: (smiles and chuckles) "Ow." (winces and holds his arm)
Buffy: "All right, yes, date and shop and hang out and go to school and save the world from unspeakable demons. You know, I wanna do girlie stuff!"
(Faith Hope and Trick)
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Fortune Cookies
"I've always been a big fan of diversification, eh? At one period I had the whole lot going. I was a Buddhist mime songwriter and a part-time sax player."
---David Bowie
"Laugh while you can, monkeyboy!"
---The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai
"I come home in the morning light
My mother says when you gonna live your life right
Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones
And girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun
The phone rings in the middle of the night
My father yells what you gonna do with your life
Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one
But girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have--
That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Girls-- they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun
Some boys take a beautiful girl
And hide her away from the rest of the world
I want to be the one to walk in the sun
Oh girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have
That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Girls--they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun,
They want to have fun,
They want to have fun..."
---Cyndi Lauper, Girls Just want to Have Fun
"There's no such thing as vampires fruitcake"
---Fright Night
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