MONDAY
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Oz: "We should figure out what kinda deal this is. I mean, is it a-a gathering, a shindig or a hootenanny?"
Cordelia: "What's the difference?"
Oz: "Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig, (nods to Cordelia) dip, (Cordelia smiles) less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage; and hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny."
(Dead Man's Party)
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"At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely."
---W. Somerset Maugham
"Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance."
---Unknown
"Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?"
---Elayne Boosler
"ah-bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah
Bah-bah-bah-bah. bah-bah-bah-bah, at the hop!
Well, you can rock it you can roll it
You can stop and you can stroll it at the hop
When the record starts spinnin'
You *chalypso* when you chicken at the hop
Do the dance sensation that is sweepin' the nation at the hop
Ah, let's go to the hop
Let's go to the hop, (oh baby)
Let's go to the hop, (oh baby)
Let's go to the hop
Come on, let's go to the hop
Well, you can swing it you can groove it
You can really start to move it at the hop
Where the jockey is the smoothest
And the music is the coolest at the hop
All the cats and chicks can get their kicks at the hop
Let's go!
Let's go to the hop
Let's go to the hop, (oh baby)
Let's go to the hop, (oh baby)
Let's go to the hop
Come on, let's go to the hop
Let's go!
<instrumental interlude>
Well, you can rock it you can roll it
You can stop and you can stroll it at the hop
When the record starts spinnin'
You *chalypso* when you chicken at the hop
Do the dance sensation that is sweepin' the nation at the hop
You can swing it you can groove it
You can really start to move it at the hop
Where the jockey is the smoothest
And the music is the coolest at the hop.
All the cats and chicks can get their kicks at the hop.
Let's go!
Let's go to the hop
Let's go to the hop, (oh baby)
Let's go to the hop, (oh baby)
Let's go to the hop
Come on, let's go to the hop
Bah-bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah
Bah-bah-bah-bah. bah-bah-bah-bah, at the hop!"
--- Danny & the Juniors, 'At the Hop'
TUESDAY
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Willow: "I-I'm ready."
Oz: "Okay. Well, don't take this the wrong way... but I'm not."
Willow: (confused) "Are you scared? 'Cause I thought you had..."
Oz: "No, I have, but this is different. I mean, you look great. You know, and, and you got the Barry working for you, and, and it's all... good. But when it happens... I want it to be because we both need it to for the same reason. You don't have to prove anything to me."
Willow: "I just wanted you to know."
Oz: "I know. (smiles) I get the message."
Willow leans over to him, and they kiss
(Amends)
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Fortune Cookies:
"You'll always know when the right person walks into your life."
---From the movie, The Butcher's Wife
"Once upon a time there was a girl I knew, who lived across the street. Brown hair, brown eyes. When she smiled, I smiled. When she cried, I cried. Every single thing that ever happened to me that mattered, in some way, had to do with her. That day Winnie and I promised each other that no matter what, we'd be together. It was a promise full of passion and truth and wisdom. It was the kind of promise that can only come from the hearts of the very young."
---Fred Savage 'The Wonder Years'(TV series)
"I dream of a love that even time will lie down and be still for."
---From the movie: Practical Magic
"Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile."
---Franklin P. Jones
"Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts."
---Source Unknown
WEDNSDAY
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Willow: "I'm Joan of Arc. I figured we had a lot in common, seeing as how - I was almost burned at the stake, and plus she had - that close relationship with God."
Xander to Oz: "And you are?"
Oz pulls his jacket open to reveal a nametag with 'God' on it.
Xander as they walk on together: "Of course. I wish I'd thought of that before I put down my deposit. I could have been God."
Oz: "Blasphemer."
(Fear Itself)
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Fortune cookies:
"Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings."
---Samuel Johnson
"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?"
---Art Hoppe
"What's in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet."
---William Shakespeare
"Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser than usual; if with your superiors, no finer. Be what you say; and, within the rules of prudence, say what you are."
---Alford
"I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the ``dahling'' thing got started?"
---Zsa Zsa Gabor
THURSDAY
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Oz: "Sometimes when I'm sitting in class... You know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage."
He nods his head and smiles to himself. Willow smiles over at him. He looks up at her.
Oz: "Oh, I'm not gonna kiss you."
Willow: (confused) "What? But freeze frame!"
Oz: "Well, to the casual observer, it would appear that you're trying to make your friend Xander jealous or even the score or something. And that's on the empty side. (looks off into space) See, in my fantasy when I'm kissing *you*, you're kissing *me*. (looks back at her) It's okay. I can wait."
(Innocence)
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Fortune Cookies:
"The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper."
---Eden Phillpotts
"With love and patience, nothing is impossible."
---Daisaku Ikeda
"Observe due measure, for right timing is in all things the most important factor."
---Hesiod (~700 BC)
"Everything starts as somebody's daydream."
--- Larry Niven
"Somewhere, there is someone who dreams of your smile,
And finds in your presence that life is worthwhile.
So when you are lonely, remember it's true,
That somebody, somewhere, is thinking of you."
---Jared Miranda
FRIDAY
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Buffy: "...so then Kathy's like, 'It's share time.' And I'm like, 'Oh yeah? Share this!'" (She punches at the air.)
Oz: "So, either you hit her, or you did your wacky mime routine for her."
Buffy: "Well, I didn't do either, actually. But she deserves it, don't you think?"
Oz: "Nobody deserves a mime, Buffy."
Buffy: "Hmm, Kathy does. She deserves to be locked in an invisible box and blown away by an imaginary wind and... and..".
Oz: "Forced to wear a binding unitard?"
Buffy: "Yeah, the itchy kind, it's perfect."
Oz: "Just here to help."
(Living Conditions)
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Fortune Cookies:
"There was a definite process by which one made people into friends, and it involved talking to them and listening to them for hours at a time."
---Rebecca West
"If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?"
---Steven Wright
"Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious."
---Unknown
"He who angers you conquers you."
---Elizabeth Kenny
HAL: "I honestly think you ought to calm down; take a stress pill and think things over."
--- 2001: A Space Odyssey
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