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Squint with Clint

MONDAY
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Xander: "We're right behind you, only further back."
(the witch)
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"The only problem you've got sheriff is a short supply of guts!"
---High Plains Drifter (1972)

"My old drama coach used to say, 'Don't just do something, stand there.' Gary Cooper wasn't afraid to do nothing."
---Clint Eastwood

"Keep movin', movin', movin',
Though they're disapprovin',
Keep them dogies movin', Rawhide.
Don't try to understand 'em,
Just rope 'em, throw
and brand 'em.
Soon we'll be livin' high
and wide.
My heart's calculatin',
My true love will be waitin',
Be waitin' at the end of my ride.

Move 'em on, head 'em up,
Head 'em up, move 'em on,
Move 'em on, head 'em up, Rawhide!
Head 'em out, ride 'em in,
Ride 'em in, let 'em out,
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in, Rawhide!

Keep rollin', rollin', rollin',
Though the streams are swollen,
Keep them dogies rollin', Rawhide.
Through rain and wind and weather,
Hell bent for leather,
Wishin' my gal was by my side.
All the things I'm missin',
Good vittles, love and kissin',
Are waiting at the end of my ride.

Move 'em on, head 'em up,
Head 'em up, move 'em on,
Move 'em on, head 'em up, Rawhide!
Head 'em out, ride 'em in,
Ride 'em in, let 'em out,
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in, Rawhide!"
---Rawhide Theme (1959)
or, if you're like me, you remember this song as sung by Belushi (Blues Brothers, 1980)

"When my nose tells me something stinks, I gotta have faith in it."
---True Crime (1999)


TUESDAY
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Angel: "You have to trust someone. You can't do this alone."
Buffy: "I trust me."
Angel: "You're not as strong as you think."
Buffy: "You think you can take me?"
Angel: "What?"
Buffy: "Oh, c'mon! I mean, you must've thought about it. What would happen if it ever came down to a fight, you vampire, me the Slayer, I mean, you must've wondered! Well, why don't we find out?"
(When She Was Bad)
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Fortune Cookies:

Ben Rumson: "There's two kinds of people, them goin' somewhere and them goin' nowhere. And's that what's true."
---Paint Your Wagon (1969)

Harry Callahan: "Go ahead, make my day"
--- Sudden Impact (1983)

Josey Wales: "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"
---The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976)

Harry Callahan: "A man's got to know his limitations"
---Magnum Force (1973)



WEDNESDAY
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Several monsters are chasing people down the street past Spike.

Spike: "Well! This is just... neat!"
(Halloween)
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Fortune Cookies:

Smith : "Lieutenant, in the next 15 minutes we have to create enough confusion to get out of here alive."
Lt. Schaffer : "Major, right now you got me about as confused as I ever hope to be."
---Where Eagles Dare (1969)

John Kelso: "This place is fantastic; it's like "Gone With The Wind" on mescaline. They walk imaginary pets here, Garland---on a (bleeping) leash. And they're all heavily armed and drunk. New York is boring!"
---Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil (1996)

Sgt. Highway: "Improvise. Adapt. Overcome."
--- Heartbreak Ridge (1986)



THURSDAY
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Angel: "Faith, you have a choice. You've tasted something few ever do. I mean, to kill without remorse is to feel like a god."
Faith: "Right now, all I feel is a cramp in my wrist, (yanks at the chains impatiently) so let me go!"
Angel: "But you're not a god. You're not much more than a child. Going down this path will ruin you. You can't imagine the price for true evil."
(Consequences)
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Fortune Cookies:

Sarah Belding: "Be careful. You're a man who makes people afraid, and that's dangerous."
The Stranger: "Why, it's what people know about themselves inside that makes them afraid."
---High Plains Drifter (1972)

Tommy Nowak: "I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it. "
---Pink Cadillac (1989)

Man : "You will have a visit from some of my friends very soon."
Philo : "Will they be driving Cadillac's too?"
Man : "Yes, long and black!"
Philo : "Clyde - scrap the caddy."
---Any Which Way You Can (1980)

"It's a hell of a thing killing a man...to take away all he's got...and all he's ever gonna have."
---Unforgiven (1992)

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"
---Dirty Harry (1971)



FRIDAY
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Angelus: "Hello, lover. I wasn't sure you'd come."
Buffy: "After your immolation-o-gram? Come on, I had to show. Shouldn't you be out destroying the world right now, pulling the sword out of Al Franken or whatever his name is?"
Angelus: "There's time enough. I wanted to say goodbye first. You are the one thing in this dimension I will miss."
Buffy: "This is a beautiful moment we're having. Can we please fight?"
(Becoming pt 1)
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Fortune Cookies:

Luther Whitney: "I've got to go have my pacemaker checked, it has been so exciting talking to you."
---Absolute Power (1997)

Harry Callahan: "She wants to play lumberjack, she's going to have to learn to handle her end of the log."
---The Enforcer (1976)

Frank Horrigan: "What to do you see when you're in the dark, and the demons come?"
Mitch Leary: "I see you, Frank. I see you standing over the grave of another dead president."
Frank Horrigan: "That's not going to happen. I'm onto you"
---In the Line of Fire (1993)

Robert: "The old dreams were good dreams; they didn't work out, but glad I had them."
--The Bridges of Madison County (1985)