MONDAY
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Mayor: "Hey ho! There it is! Hahahaha! Ah, what happened to the courier? I was supposed to pay him."
Faith: "Hunh. Made him an offer he couldn't survive." (takes the money)
Mayor: (chuckles) "You are one heck of a girl, you know that? I mean geez, the initiative, the - the skill".
(Choices)
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Fortune cookies:
"O, it is excellent to have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous to use it like a giant."
---William Shakespeare, Measure for Measure
"Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win it. The man who knows how will always have a job. The man who also knows why will always be his boss. As to methods there may be a million and then some, but principles are few. The man who grasps principles can successfully select his own methods. The man who tries methods, ignoring principles, is sure to have trouble."
---Emerson
"Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties."
---Doug Larson
"Just what makes that little old ant
Think he'll move that rubber tree plant?
Anyone knows an ant, can't
Move a rubber tree plant
But he's got high hopes, he's got high hopes
He's got high apple pie, in the sky hopes
So any time your gettin' low
'stead of lettin' go
Just remember that ant
Oops there goes another rubber tree plant"
---Frank Sinatra
TUESDAY
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"Greet Scouts
Lumber Union Reschedule
Call Temp Agency
Become Invincible
Meeting With PTA
Haircut"
Mayor Wilkins: "This officially commences the Hundred Days. Nothing can harm me until the Ascension. (smiles wide and laughs) Gosh, I'm feeling chipper! Who's for a root beer?!"
(Bad Girls)
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Fortune Cookies:
"There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment."
--- Norman Vincent Peale
"Things won are done; joy's soul lies in the doing."
--- William Shakespeare, Troilus and Cressida
"The place where optimism flourishes the most is the lunatic asylum."
--- Havelock Ellis
"The achievement of your goal is assured the moment you commit yourself to it."
--- Mack R. Douglas
"Be a Pepper!"
--- Dr. Pepper Soft Drink, Advertising Slogan
WEDNESDAY
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Faith enters, in a pink/white dress, barefoot.
Mayor: "Wow, aren't you a vision?"
Faith: "I feel I look stupid in this."
Mayor: "You look lovely. Perfect for the Ascension. Any boys that manage to survive will be lining up to ask you out."
Faith: "It just isn't me, though."
Mayor: "Not you? Let me tell you something. Nobody knows what you are. Not even you, little Miss Seen-it-all. The Ascension isn't just my day. It's yours too. Your day to blossom, to show the world what a powerful girl you are. I think of what you've done, what I know you will do no father could be prouder."
Faith: ""I hope I don't let you down."
Mayor: "Impossible. Now come on, change back into your street clothes. I'll buy you an icee."
(Graduation Day pt 1)
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Fortune Cookies:
"Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog."
---Author Unknown.
"Every man has his price." This is not true. But for every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. To win over certain people to something, it is only necessary to give it a gloss of love of humanity, nobility, gentleness, self-sacrifice - and there is nothing you cannot get them to swallow. To their souls, these are the icing, the tidbit; other kinds of souls have others.
---Friedrich Nietzsche.
"We know what we are, but know not what we may be."
---William Shakespeare, Hamlet.
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
---Mark Twain.
"The conscience of children is formed by the influences that surround them; their notions of good and evil are the result of the moral atmosphere they breathe."
--- Ricther.
THURSDAY
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Mayor: You know, you worry too much for a girl for your age. That's unnecessary stress. Luckily, I've got just the thing.
The Mayor pours a glass of milk and hands it to Faith.
Mayor: There you go. Now, first you load up on calcium. Then find this demon, kill the heck out of him, and bring the books to me.
(Enemies)
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Fortune Cookies:
"Few things in the world are more powerful than a positive push. A smile. A word of optimism and hope. A "you can do it" when things are tough."
--- Richard M. DeVos.
Lactomangulation, n.:
"Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the 'illegal' side."
--- Rich Hall, "Sniglets".
FRIDAY
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Mayor Wilkins: "See, and it's not the carpet. It's me. (gets up to retrieve his ball) I swear, I would sell my soul for a decent short game. (drops the ball for another try) Of course, (chuckles) it's a little late for that. (chuckles) (to Allan) I don't suppose I could offer *your* soul, huh? Really help me on the green."
Allan gives him a shocked look.
Mayor Wilkins: "I'm just funning!"
(Lover's Walk)
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Fortune Cookies:
"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."
---Marilyn Monroe
"Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections."
---George Eliot
"It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course."
---Hank Aaron
"The man who doesn't relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurse, a little later on. "
---Elbert Hubbard
"One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we have of Gods existence."
---Steve Aylett
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