MONDAY
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Buffy : "Wasn't exactly a perfect thanksgiving."
Willow : "I don't know. Seemed kinda right to me. A bunch of anticipation, a big fight, and now we're all sleepy. And we did all survive."
Buffy : "I guess that much is true."
Buffy : "First thanksgiving on my own, and we all got through it."
Xander : (Patting Anya on the shoulder.) "And you know what? I think my syphilis is clearing right up."
Buffy : "And they say romance is dead. Or maybe they just wish it."
(Pangs)
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Fortune Cookies:
"Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before."
Rita Rudner
"I think I prefer fish," said Gaynor.
Kiri explained that she was wrong and that she preferred chicken to fish. Westerners, he explained, preferred chicken. It was well known. Fish was only cheap food for peasants. We would be eating chicken, which was sexy and which we preferred.
Douglas Adams /"Last Chance To See"
TURKEY, n. "A large bird whose flesh when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude. Incidentally, it is pretty good eating."
Ambrose Bierce
WEDNESDAY
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Xander: "We're right behind you, only... further back."
(the Witch)
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Fortune Cookies:
"Nobody calls me chicken".
Back to the Future
Minstrel (singing): "Brave Sir Robin ran away, bravely ran away away. When danger reared his ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, he turned his tail, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by Sir Robin."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Said the first little chicken,
With a queer little squirm,
"I wish I could find
A fat little worm!"
Said the next little chicken,
With an odd little shrug,
"I wish I could find
A fat little bug!"
Said the third little chicken,
With a small sigh of grief:
"I wish I could find
A green little leaf!"
Said the fourth little chicken,
With a faint little moan:
"I wish I could find
A wee gravel stone!"
"Now see here!" said the mother,
From the green garden patch,
"If you want any breakfast,
Just come here and scratch!"
The Chickens, Anonymous
Type : COCKADOODLEDOO Turns YOU into a chicken for 30 seconds
Type: GIMMEh# Morph Ovum's: Turns monsters into chickens
PC Game Heretic Game trivia
Dr Evil (singing): "I love chicken, I love liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver. "
Austin Powers :International Man of Mystery
FRIDAY
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Xander: "Well, I'll be enjoying my annual Christmas Eve camp-out. See, I take my sleeping bag outside and I go to sleep on the grass."
Willow: "Sounds fun."
Xander: "Yeah, I like to look at the stars, you know? Feel the whole nature vibe."
Cordelia: "I thought you slept outside to avoid your family's drunken Christmas fights."
Xander: "Yes. And that was a confidence I was hoping you would share with everyone."
(Amends)
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Fortune Cookies:
"Stupidity is the devil. Look in the eye of a chicken and you'll know. It's the most horrifying, cannibalistic, and nightmarish
creature in this world."
Werner Herzog
Niles: "How far along are you?"
Lilith: "I'm nearly done defrosting."
Niles: "And the turkey?"
Frasier
Ralphie: "The heavenly aroma still hung heavy in the house, but it was gone, all gone! No turkey! No turkey sandwiches, no turkey salad, no turkey gravy, turkey hash, turkey a la king, or gallons of turkey soup! Gone, all gone!"
A Christmas Story
Munch: (Answering the phone on Christmas): "Ho-ho-homicide!"
Homicide: Life on the Street
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