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Auld Lang Syne


MONDAY
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Giles: "The vampires?"
Cordelia: "Gone".
Angel: "The Master?"
Giles: "Dead. The Hellmouth is closed. Buffy... Buffy?"
Buffy: "Oh, sorry. It's just been a really weird day. (smiles)"
Xander: "Yeah! Buffy died, and everything!"
Willow: "Wow! Harsh."
Giles: "I should have known that wouldn't stop you."
(Prophecy Girl)
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Fortune Cookies:

"Be ashamed to die unless you have won some victory for humanity."
Horace Mann

"Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything."
George Lois

"The report of my death was an exaggeration."
Mark Twain

"We all have the extraordinary coded within us, waiting to be released."
Jean Houston

"I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand
Kicked in my face
But I've come through

And we mean to go on and on and on and on

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting
Till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the World

I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
You brought me fame and fortune
And everything that goes with it
I thank you all
But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge before
The whole human race
And I ain't gonna lose

And we mean to go on and on and on and on

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting
Till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the World

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting
Till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions"
Queen, 'We are the Champions'


TUESDAY
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Giles: "Xander?"
Xander: "Can you walk?"
Giles: "You're not real."
Xander: "Sure, I'm real."
Giles: "It's a trick. They get inside my head, make me see things I want."
Xander: "Then why would they make you see me?"
Giles: (considers) "You're right. Let's go."
(Becoming Part II)
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Fortune Cookies:

"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
Charles Lutwidge Dodgson

"Everything you can imagine is real."
Pablo Picasso

"Look," said Arthur, "would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"
Douglas Adams

Laura: "And then I did see his face. It was rather a nice face."
Brief Encounter


WEDNESDAY
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Oz: "Guys, take a moment to deal with this. We survived.
Buffy: "It was a hell of a battle."
Oz: "Not the battle. High School. We're taking a moment. And we're done."
Xander: "Well! School's done. That is so cool!"
Willow: "Why do demons even come here? I mean, don't they know how bad we are?"
(Graduation Day pt 2)
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Fortune Cookies:

"What we do today, right now, Will have an accumulated effect on all our tomorrows. "
Alexandra Stoddard

I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself, what a wonderful world

I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself, what a wonderful world

The colours of the rainbow, so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shakin' hands, sayin' "How do you do?"
They're really saying "I love you"

I hear babies cryin', I watch them grow
They'll learn much more than I'll ever know
And I think to myself, what a wonderful world
Yes, I think to myself, what a wonderful world
Oh yeah
Louie Armstrong

"In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer."
Albert Camus



THURSDAY
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Tara voiceover: "You think you know ... what's to come ... what you are. You haven't even begun."
(Restless)
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"We are not human beings on a spiritual journey. We are spiritual beings on a human journey."
Stephen Covey

"We sleep, but the loom of life never stops, and the pattern which was weaving when the sun went down is weaving when it comes up in the morning."
Henry Ward Beecher

"Gosh that takes me back... or is it forward? That's the trouble with time travel, you never can tell."
Doctor Who

"The only news I know
Is bulletins all day
From Immortality.

The only shows I see,
Tomorrow and Today,
Perchance Eternity.

The only One I meet
Is God, -the only street,
Existance; this traversed

If other news there be,
Or admirabler show -
I'll tell it you."
Emily Dickinson, "The Only News I Know"

"We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one can take us or spare us."
Marcel Proust



FRIDAY
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Anya: "You're proposing to me!"
Xander: "Yes..."
Anya: "You're proposing to me 'cause we're gonna die! And you think it's romantic and sexy and, and you know you're not gonna have to go through with it 'cause the world's gonna end!"
Xander: "I'm proposing to you, Anya, because it's not."
Anya: "You can't know that".
Xander: "I believe it. I think we're gonna get through this. I think I'm gonna live a long ... and silly life, and I'm not interested in doing that without you around."
Anya: (softly) "Oh. Okay".
Xander: (wide-eyed) "Okay?"
Anya: Yes. (small smile) "I mean, yes."
(The Gift)
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Fortune Cookies:

"The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next."
Mignon McLaughlin

"Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without."
Dr. James C. Dobson

"Know the right moment."
The Seven Sages (650 BC - 550 BC), from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers

"I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all."
Lord Byron

"I see the crystal raindrops fall
And see the beauty of it all
Is when the sun comes shining through
To make those rainbows in my mind
When I think of you some time
And I want to spend some time with you

CHORUS:
Just the two of us
We can make it if we try
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Building castles in the sky
Just the two of us
You and I

We look for love, no time for tears
Wasted waters's all that is
And it don't make no flowers grow
Good things might come to those who wait
Not to those who wait to late
We got to go for all we know

CHORUS

I hear the crystal raindrops fall
On the window down the hall
And it becomes the morning dew
Darling, when the morning comes
And I see the morning sun
I want to be the one with you

Just the two of us
We can make it if we try
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Building big castles way on high
Just the two of us
You and I

Just the two of us
Let's get together, baby
Just the two of us
We can make it
Just the two of us
We can make it
Just the two of us"
Grover Washington, Jr., 'Just the Two of Us'