MONDAY ******************************************* Whistler: "Bottom line is, even if you see 'em coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So what are we, helpless? Puppets? No. The big moments are gonna come. You can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are. You'll see what I mean. " --- Becoming, pt1 ******************************************* Fortune Cookies: "I only have two things: My friends and my thermos." ---The Jerk Life is made up of small comings and goings, and for everything we take with us, there is something we leave behind. In the summer of '42 we raided the Coast Guard station four times. We saw five movies and had nine days of rain. Benjie broke his watch. Oscy gave up the harmonica. And in a very special way, I lost Hermie...forever. --- Summer of 42 "Some folks like to get away, take a holiday from the neighborhood Hop a flight to Miami Beach or Hollywood. I'm taking a Greyhound on the Hudson River line I'm in a New York state of mind. I seen all the movie stars in their fancy cars and their limousines, Been high in the Rockies under the evergreens, But I know what I'M needing and I don't want to waste more time I'm in a New York state of mind. It was so easy living day by day Out of touch with the rhythm and the blues, But now I need a little give and take, The New York Times, the Daily News... It comes down to reality-and it's fine with me 'cause I've let it slide, Don't care if it's Chinatown or Riverside, I don't have any reasons, I've left them all behind I'm in a New York state of mind. It was so easy living day by day Out of touch with the rhythm and the blues, But now I need a little give and take, The New York Times, the Daily News... I'm just taking a Greyhound on the Hudson River line 'Cause I'm in a New York state of mind. ---Billy Joel, "New York State of Mind" Snowman: "Hey, Bandit, me and Fred have a little question for you." Bandit:"What's that?" Snowman:"Why are we doing this? They said it couldn't be done." Bandit:"That's why we're doing it." ---Smokey and the Bandit "G'night Johnboy" --- The Waltons WEDNESDAY ******************************* Guy: "But... you're just a girl." Buffy: "That's what I keep saying." ---(The Gift) ******************************* Fortune Cookies: "To you it's Thanksgiving, to me its just Thursday." ---Rocky They asked me, How did you learn to sing the blues like that? How did you learn to sing that heavy? I just opened my mouth and thats what I sounded like. You cant make up something that you dont feel. I didnt make it up. I just opened my mouth and it existed. ---Janis Joplin It's coming from so far away It's hard to say for sure Whether what I hear is music or the wind Through an open door There's a fire high in the empty sky Where the sound meets the shore There's a long distance loneliness Rolling out over the desert floor And the years that I spent lost in the mystery Fall away leaving only the sound of the drum Like a part of me It speaks to the heart of me Forget what life used to be You are what you choose to be It's whatever it is you see That life will become Whatever it is you might think you have You have nothing to lose Through every dead and living thing Time runs like a fuse And the fuse is burning And the earth is turning Though the years give way to uncertainty And the fear of living for nothing strangles the will There's a part of me That speaks to the heart of me Though sometimes it's hard to see It's never far from me Alive in eternity That nothing can kill Oh Lord Are there really people starving still? Look out beyond the walls of Babylon How long will their needs go unfilled I want to say right now I'm going to be around I'm going to be around When the walls and towers are crumbling When the towers are tumbling down And I will tune my spirit to the gentle sound I want to hear the sound Of the waters lapping on a higher ground Of the children laughing." --- Jackson Browne, "The Fuse" Potter: "It's been a long war, and I passed my prime about ten squares back. " Hawkeye: "Look, Colonel - Sherman. You could give me a hundred reasons to leave, and I can't give you one good reason to stay. Stay anyway". Radar: "What he said." B. J.: "Please." Potter: "Well, I'll have to think about it... What the hell, I'll stay." Hawkeye: "Thank you, Colonel, you'll regret every minute of it!" Potter: "I probably will." ---Mash FRIDAY **************************************** Giles: "If your identity as a Slayer is revealed, it could put you and all those around you in grave danger." Buffy: "Well, in that case, I won't wear my button that says, "I'm a Slayer, ask me how." ---(Never Kill a Boy on the First Date) ***************************************** Fortune Cookies: Igor: "Dr. Frankenstein?" Dr.Frankenstein: "Fronkensteen." Igor: "You're putting me on." Dr.Frankenstein: "No, it's pronounced: Fronkensteen." Igor: "Do you also say, Froaderick?" Dr. Frankenstein: "No, Frederick." Igor: "Well, why isn't it: Froaderick Fronkensteen?" Dr. Frankenstein: "It isn't. It's Frederick Fronensteen." Igor: "I see". Dr.Frankenstein: "You must be Igor." Igor: "No, it's pronounced: I-gore." Dr.Frankenstein: "But, they told me it was Igor." Igor: "Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?" ---Young Frankenstein "Well every person you can know, And every place that you can go, And any thing that you can show, You know they're nouns. A noun's a special kind of word, It's any name you ever heard. I find it quite interesting, A noun's a person, place or thing. Oh I took a train, took a train, To another state. The flora and the fauna that I saw were really great. But when I saw some bandits chasing the train, I was wishing I was back home again. I took a train, took a train, To another state. Well every person you can know... {Like a bandit or an engineer.} And every place that you can go... {Like a state or a home.} And any thing that you can show... {Like animals and plants or a train.} You know they're nouns You know they're nouns, oh! Mrs. Jones is a lady on Hudson Street. She sent her dog to bark at my brother and me. We gave her dog a big fat bone, And now he barks at Mrs. Jones. She's a lady who lives on Hudson Street. Well every person you can know... {Mrs. Jones, a lady or a brother.} And every place that you can go... {Like a street or a corner.} And anything that you can show... {Like a dog or a bone.} Well you know they're nouns You know they're nouns, oh! I took a ferry to the Statue of Liberty. My best friend was waiting there for me. (He took an early ferry.) We went for a walk on the island you know, And in the middle of summer it started to snow when... I took a ferry to the Statue of Liberty. Well every person you can know... {Like a friend or the captain of a ship.} And every place that you can go... {An island or a sea.} And anything that you can show... {Like a statue, a ferry or snow.} Well you know they're nouns You know they're nouns, oh! I put a dime in the drugstore record machine. Oldie-goldies started playing - you know what I mean. I heard Chubby Checker, he was doing the twist, And the Beatles and the Monkees It goes like this. I put a dime in the drugstore record machine. Well every person you can know... {The Beatles and the Monkees; Chubby Checker.} And every place that you can go... {Like a neighborhood or a store.} And anything that you can show... {Like a dime or a record machine.} Well you know they're nouns. A noun's a special kind of word, It's any name you ever heard. I find it quite interesting, A noun's a person, place or thing. A noun is a person, place or thing." ---Lynn Ahrens, "Schoolhouse Rock" Kent "Flounder" Dorfman: "May I have 10,000 marbles, please?" ---Animal House
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