MONDAY
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Buffy: "Play is long over. Why are you still in costume?"
Willow: "Okay, still having to explain wherein this is just my outfit."
Buffy: "Willow, everybody already knows. Take it off."
Willow: "No. No. (Looks around nervously) I need it"
Buffy: "Oh, for god's sake, just take it off."
(Spins Willow around and rips her clothes off.)
Buffy: "That's better. It's much more realistic."
(Suddenly all the desks have students in them. Buffy turns and goes to take her seat.)
Harmony: "See? Isn't everybody very clear on this now?"
(We see Anya sitting next to Harmony, giggling. The whole class is giggling. Shot of Willow in her nerdy schoolgirl outfit and long straight hair from BTVS first season. Holding some paper. Willow looks around the room nervously, looks down at her paper.)
Anya: :"My god, it's like a tragedy."
Oz: (to Tara) "I tried to warn you."
Willow: (licks lips) "My book report. This summer I, I read 'The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.'"
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Fortune Cookies:
School: Discipline. Instruction. You have the skills to resolve a problem.
Anxiety : Overcome enemies. Happiness. Good health
Stage Performance. Presentation.There is a need for recognition. ready to show yourself to the world.
Clothing : Identity. Self image. Exploration of new roles or rejection of old.
"Be sure that it is not you that is mortal, but only your body. For that man whom your outward form reveals is not yourself; the spirit is the true self, not that physical figure which and be pointed out by your finger."
---Marcus Tullius Cicero
"Life has no rehearsals, only performances."
---Unknown
"I've left Bethlehem and I feel free...
I've left the girl I was supposed to be and some day I'll be born."
---Paula Cole
" I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the ridicule of others, rather than to be false, and to incur my own abhorrence."
---Frederick Douglass
"Wrong will be right, when Aslan comes in sight, At the sound of his roar, sorrows will be no more, When he bares his teeth, winter meets its death, And when he shakes his mane, it will be spring again."
---The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, CS Lewis
TUESDAY
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Xander: "You gotta have something. (Looks at Buffy) Gotta be with movin' forward."
Buffy: "Like a shark."
Xander: "Like a shark with feet and ... much less fins."
Spike: "And on land!"
Giles: "Very good!"
Xander: "Buffy, are you sure you wanna play there? It's a pretty big sandbox."
Buffy: "I'm okay. It's not coming for me yet."
Xander: "I just mean ... you can't protect yourself from ... some stuff."
Buffy: "I'm way ahead of you, big brother."
Xander: "Brother?"
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Fortune Cookies:
Sand Barrenness. What prevents your growth.
Box Want to keep something safe. Enclose. Contain.
Brother Fellowship. Expect quarrels. Masculine aspect of self.
Shark There is a powerful feeling threatening you, but you will overcome obstacles.
"You don't live in a world all alone. Your brothers are here too."
---Albert Schweitzer
"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step."
---Lao-tzu
"Every day you may make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet there will stretch out before you an ever-lengthening, ever-ascending, ever-improving path. You know you will never get to the end of the journey. But this, so far from discouraging, only adds to the joy and glory of the climb."
---Sir Winston Churchill
"Oh, brother, brother, brother
I know you've been layin' back a long time
But I love you like no other
Oh, brother of mine
I've been watching everything you do
And I've been wishing only good for you
All you've got to do is just want it to
And it's gonna - it's gonna come to you
Oh, brother, brother, brother
I know you've been hangin' on a long time
But I love you like no other
Oh, brother of mine
You have always been so good to me
And though you didn't always talk to me
There wasn't much my lovin' eyes could not see
and I don't believe you need all your misery
Oh, brother, brother, brother
I know you've been hangin' on a long time
You know I love you like no other
Oh, brother, brother, brother
Talkin' about you, brother"
Carole King
"A ship in port is safe, but that's not what ships are built for."
---Grace Hopper
WEDNSDAY
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Spike: "Come on! You're gonna miss everything!"
(Turns and goes into the crypt.)
Giles: "Don't push me around. You know I have a great deal to do."
(We see Olivia sitting on a coffin next to the baby carriage, which is lying on its side. She's crying.)
Giles: "What am I supposed to do with all of this?"
Spike: "You gotta make up your mind, Rupes."
(B&W shot of Spike.)
Spike: "What are you wasting your time for?" (Pose, flashbulbs)
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Fortune Cookies:
Camera : Image of experience. Record. Sometimes a means of distancing.
Crying : Emotional release. Grief. Domestic trials are on the way. Emotions need to be release.
Coffin : Containing the end. Ready to bury something. Unpleasant matters.
Time : Irreversible. Continuity. Arrival or departure of feelings. Organizing your inner self.
Black & White: Generally represents the forces of unification, a potential merging of conscious (white) and unconscious (black) material to form a greater self. A unity of opposites. An internal change.
"Step with care and great tact
And remember that Life's a Great Balancing Act
Just never forget to be dexterous and deft
And never mix up your right foot with your left."
---Dr. Suess, Oh, the Places You'll Go
"The future is not a result of choices among alternative paths offered by the present, but a place that is created--created first in the mind and will, created next in activity. The future is not some place we are going to, but one we are creating. The paths are not to be found, but made, and the activity of making them, changes both the maker and the destination."
---John Schaar
"This is as true in everyday life as it is in battle: we are given one life and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live."
---General Omar Bradley
"They always say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself."
---Andy Warhol
"Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards."
---Soren Kierkegaard
THURSDAY
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Buffy: "I am not alone."
Tara: "The Slayer does not walk in this world."
Buffy: "I walk. I talk. I shop, I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you moved out. (The First Slayer shakes her head) And I don't sleep on a bed of bones. Now give me back my friends."
First Slayer: "No ... friends! Just the kill. We ... are ... alone!
Buffy: "It's over, okay? I'm going to ignore you, and you're going to go away. You're really gonna have to get over the whole ... primal power thing." (over her shoulder) "You're *not* the source of me."
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Fortune Cookies:
Fireman: Protective masculine aspect of self. Need to be rescued or want to rescue.
Flood: Overflow of emotion. Postponement of success.
Friend : Joy and consolation. Aspect of self ready for integration.
Ancestor: Inherited traits. Small illness to come. Fortune ahead.
"We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow men; and among those fibers, as sympathetic threads, our actions run as causes, and they come back to us as effects."
---Herman Melville
"We are advertis'd by our loving friends."
---William Shakespeare
"The most damaging phrase in the language is: 'It's always been done that way.'"
---Grace Hopper
"There is one way to handle the ignorant and malicious critic. Ignore him."
---Unknown
"This life is yours. Take the power to choose what you want to do and do it well. Take the power to love what you want in life and love it honestly. Take the power to walk in the forest and be a part of nature. Take the power to control your own life. No one else can do it for you. Take the power to make your life happy."
---Susan Polis Schutz
FRIDAY
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Xander: "Yeah, from now on, you keep your Slayer friends out of my dreams. Is that clear?"
Willow: "It's not good for the sleepin'."
Buffy: "Ah... (Gets up) Well, at least you all didn't dream about that guy with the cheese." (Walks off.)
(The others look up in surprise.)
Buffy: (offscreen)"I don't know *where* the hell that came from."
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Fortune Cookies:
Stranger: Outsider. Unknown. Mystery needs to be revealed.
Cheese: To see cheese in your dream, symbolizes gains and profits.
"My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia."
---Barry Humphries as Dame Edna Everage
"Man: Blessed are the cheesemakers."
---Monty Python, Life of Brian
"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives."
--- William Dement
"Friends have all things in common."
---Plato
"Run run run as fast as you can. You can't catch me. I'm the Stinky Cheese Man!"
---John Scieszka, The Stinky Cheese Man & Other Fairly Stupid Tales
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