MONDAY
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Faith: "The whole summer it was, like, the worst heat wave. So it's about a hundred and eighteen degrees and I'm sleeping without a stitch on. And all of a sudden, I hear this screaming from outside. So I go tearing out, stark nude, and this church bus has broke down, and there's these three vamps feasting on half the Baptists in South Boston. So I waste the vamps, and the preacher comes up, and he's hugging me like there's no tomorrow, when all of a sudden, the cops pull up and they arrested us both. "
Xander: "Wow. They should film that story and show it every Christmas."
(Faith Hope and Trick)
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Fortune Cookies:
Dick: "I got a hot date."
Bud: "Who is she, and what did you arrest her for?"
LA Confidential
"In my mind's eye, I visualize how a particular ... sight and feeling will appear on a print. If it excites me, there is a good chance it will make a good photograph. It is an intuitive sense, an ability that comes from a lot of practice."
Ansel Adams
Eugene: "Man it's hot. It's like Africa hot. Tarzan couldn't take this kind of hot."
Biloxi Blues
"Have yourself a merry little Christmas,
Let your heart be light
From now on,
our troubles will be out of sight
Have yourself a merry little Christmas,
Make the Yule-tide gay,
From now on,
our troubles will be miles away"
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
WEDNESDAY
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Giles: "How was your summer?"
Jenny: "Extreme. I did Burning Man in Black Rock, ohhh, such a great festival, you should've been there. They had drum rituals, mobile sculptures, raves, naked mud dances, you would've just... hated it with a fiery passion!"
Giles: "I can't imagine finding any redeeming, uh... (stops at the base of the stairs) Naked?"
(When She Was Bad)
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Fortune Cookies:
Homer: "God bless those Pagans."
The Simpsons
"Dance is the hidden language of the soul."
Martha Graham
"From the age of six, I have known that I was sexy. And let me tell you it has been hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it."
Bette Davis
"Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right."
Woody Allen
"Now go do .. that vodoo .. that you do .. SO WELL!"
Hedley Lamarr, Blazing Saddles
FRIDAY
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Buffy: "Hi, Oz!"
Oz: "Hi."
Buffy: "I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here."
Oz: "But you're not a rat. So call it an upside."
(Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered)
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Fortune cookies:
"The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame."
Rod Steiger
"Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one."
Dr. Hans Selye
"Excuse me while I whip this out"
Sheriff Bart, Blazing Saddles
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."
William James
"Willy Wonka: Little surprises around every corner, but nothing dangerous! "
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
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