MONDAY ************************************** Harmony : "But Spike, you said you'd take me places. You said we'd go to France and now I can't even leave the lair." Spike : "Listen to me, you stupid bint. This gem is everything I came back to Sunnydale for, which has witnessed some truly spectacular kickings of my ass. Now, when I have the gem, they'll all die, don't worry. But until then, stay inside." (The Harsh Light of Day) ************************************** Fortune Cookies: "Our Lady of Blessed Exceleration, don't fail me now!" ---Blues Brothers "Now this could only happen to a guy like me And only happen in a town like this And so I say to each of you most gratefully As I throw each one of you a kiss This is my kind of town, Chicago is My kind of town, Chicago is My kind of people too People who, smile at you And each time I roam, Chicago is Calling me home, Chicago is One town that won't let you down It's my kind of town My kind of town, Chicago is My kind of town, Chicago is My kind of razzmatazz And it has, all that jazz And each time I leave, Chicago is Tuggin' my sleeve, Chicago is The Wrigley Building, Chicago is The Chicago Cubbies, Chicago is One town that won't let you down It's my kind of town" ---Frank Sinatra "There's only one thing for Chicago to do, and that's to move to a better neighborhood." ---Herman Fetzer "It is hopeless for the occasional visitor to try to keep up with Chicago-she outgrows his prophecies faster than he can make them. She is always a novelty; for she is never the Chicago you saw when you passed through the last time." ---Mark Twain "Life On The Mississippi," 1883 TUESDAY *********************************************** Xander: "Cool! Come on down and boogie at Xander's hideaway." Anya (less happy): "Yes, come boogie." Giles: "Absolutely not! I will not squat in that dank hole." Spike: "What, it was good enough for me, but you're above it all?" Giles: "Precisely" (Goodbye Iowa) *********************************************** Fortune Cookies: "Come on, oh baba don't you want to go Oh come on, oh baba don't you want to go Back to that same old place Sweet home Chicago Come on, baba don't you want to go Hida-hey, baba don't you want to go Back to that same old place Oh sweet home Chicago Well one and one is two Six and two is eight Come on baba don't you make me late Hida-hey, baba don't you want to go Back to that same old place Sweet home Chicago Come on, baba don't you want to go Oh come on, baba don't you want to go Back to that same old place Sweet home Chicago Six and three is nine Nine and nine is eighteen Look there brother baby and you'll see what I've seen Hida-hey, baba don't you want to go Back to that same old place Sweet home Chicago Oh come on, baba don't you want to go-oh-ooh Come on, baba don't you want to go Back to that same old place My sweet home Chicago --- Blues Brothers "I am going to St. Petersburg, Florida, tomorrow. Let the worthy citizens of Chicago get their liquor the best they can. I'm sick of the job--it's a thankless one and full of grief. I've been spending the best years of my life as a public benefactor." ---Al Capone "Hi. My name is Wayne Cambell. I live in Aurora, Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago---excellent! I have had plenty of Joe jobs, nothing I would call a career or anything. Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of name tags and hairnets. Yes, I still live with my parents, which I admit is both bogus and sad. But I have this awesome cable access show, and I still know how to party. Ahh, the mirth-mobile." ---Wayne's_World WEDNESDAY ***************************************** Angel: "Am I a thing worth saving, huh? Am I a righteous man? The world wants me gone!" Buffy: "What about me? I love you so much... And I tried to make you go away... I killed you and it didn't help. (crying) And I hate it! I hate that it's *so* hard... and that you can hurt me *so* much. I know everything that you did, because you did it to me. Oh, God! I wish that I wished you dead. I don't. (whispers) I can't." Angel: "Buffy, please. Just this once... let me be strong." Buffy: "Strong is fighting! It's hard, and it's painful, and it's every day. It's what we have to do. And we can do it together." (Amends) ******************************************* Fortune Cookies: "Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem." ---Phil Donahue "I went out to the insane asylum And I found my baby out there I said please come back to me darlin' What in the world are you doin' here? Then the little girl raised up her head Tears was streamin' down from her eyes And these are the things That the little girl said When your love has ceased to be <i> (Lord, have mercy) </i> There's no other place for me <i> (Mmmm) </i> If you don't hold me in your arms (Oh child oh child) I'd rather be here from now on Some people have an halfway fare Without your love I ain't nowhere Oh I can't eat and I can't sleep (oh child oh child) Lord I can't even live in peace (Mmmm) Please take me baby for your slave (Oooh) And save me from that early grave Some people have an halfway fare Without your love I ain't nowhere And then sorrow struck my heart Tears began to stream down from my eyes The only woman that I ever loved in whole my life Out here in a place in a condition like this And I began to thinkin' about what my mama told me when I was a little boy She told me when I couldn't help myself, to get down on my knees and pray Then I fell down on my knees And these are the words that I said Save me save me save me babe, Save me save me save me dear, Whoa I don't know just how we made it But I'm so glad our love is here But I'm so glad our love is here But I'm so glad our love is here..." ---Koko Taylor, "Insane Asylum" (duet with Willie Dixon) "Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it." ---Oprah Winfrey Carter: "When you do everything you can, sometimes more than you thought you could - you've got to walk away knowing you fought the good fight. You fought the good fight, Lucy. Tomorrow you'll fight another one." ---ER THURSDAY ******************************************* Graham: "What's goin' on, man? (Riley shrugs) You gotta get this taken care of immediately. We gotta get you into an operating room." Riley: "Very convincing. Makes me completely wanna put myself under government control. Please take me where they can make me unconscious and naked." (Out of My Mind) ******************************************* Fortune Cookies: "Chuck, I have this condition; the doctors call it Crap Intolerance, I can only take so much BS before I explode." ---Early Edition Diane Grad: "I love you Billy. Really, I do. But not a day goes by that I don't contemplate your need to psychiatric evaluation." ---Chicago Hope "Waiting for the break of day Searching for something to say Flashing lights against the sky Giving up I close my eyes Sitting cross-legged on the floor 25 or 6 to 4 Staring blindly into space Getting up to splash my face Wanting just to stay awake Wondering how much I can take Should I try to do some more 25 or 6 to 4 Feeling like I ought to sleep Spinning room is sinking deep Searching for something to say Waiting for the break of day 25 or 6 to 4 25 or 6 to 4" ---Chicago, "25 or 6 to 4" "Illinois Nazis. I hate Illinois Nazis." ---Blues Brothers
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