MONDAY
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Buffy: "Sure! We saved the world. I say we party! (looks down at her dress) I mean, I got all pretty."
(Prophecy Girl)
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Fortune Cookies:
James Bond: "A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred."
---Dr No (1962)
Blofeld: "James Bond. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assasinated in Hong Kong."
James Bond: "Yes, this is my second life."
Blofeld: "You only live twice, Mr. Bond".
---You Only Live Twice (1967)
James Bond: "I need to use your phone." [takes it and says into it] She'll call you back.
Woman on Yacht: "You are who?"
James Bond: Bond, "James Bond." [into phone] "Exercise Control, 007 here. I'll report in an hour."
Woman on Yacht: [offering drink] "Won't you join me?"
James Bond: [into phone] "Better make that two."
---The Living Daylights (1987)
TUESDAY
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Xander: Bond. James Bond. Insurance, you know, in case we get turned into our costumes again. Im going for cool, secret agent guy.
Buffy: I hate to break it to you, but youll probably end up cool head waiter guy.
Xander: As long as Im cool and wield some kind of power.
(Fear Itself)
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Fortune Cookies:
"The name's Bond, James Bond."
---Dr. No (1962)
"There's a man who lives a life of danger
To everyone he meets, he stays a stranger
With every move he makes
Another chance he takes
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow
Secret agent man, secret agent man
They've given you a number
And taken away your name
Beware of pretty faces that you find
A pretty face can hide an evil mind
Don't let the wrong word slip
While kissing persuasive lips
Or odds are you won't live to see tomorrow
Secret agent man, secret agent man
They've given you a number
And taken away your name
Swinging on the Riviera one day
Lying in a Bombay alley next day
Be careful what you say
Or you'll give yourself away
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow
Secret agent man, secret agent man
They've given you a number
And taken away your name
Secret agent man "
---Johnny Rivers, "Secret Agent Man" (originally by The Ventures)
James Bond: "Lady's gun, isn't it?"
Emilio Largo: "Oh, do you know a lot about guns?"
James Bond: "No, but I know a little bit about women."
---Thunderball, (1965)
Xenia Onatopp: "You don't need the gun, Commander."
James Bond: "That depends on your definition of safe sex."
---GoldenEye (1995)
WEDNESDAY
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Spike: (looking in rearview mirror) "You just try and stop me, you stupid jar--" (CRASH!!!)
Giles' Citroen crashes into the side of a building.
The driver's door opens and Spike staggers out.
Spike: "I can kill demons. I can crash cars. . . . Things are looking up!""
(A New Man)
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Fortune Cookies:
Fiona Volpe: "Some men just don't like to be driven."
James Bond: "No, some men don't like to be taken for a ride."
---Thunderball (1965)
Natalia: "Do you destroy every vehicle you get into?"
James Bond: "Standard operating procedure."
---GoldenEye (1995)
Sheriff J.W. Pepper: "A secret agent?! On whose side?!??"
---Live and Let Die (1973)
Q: "Your new BMW. Will you be needing collision coverage?"
James Bond: "Yes."
Q: "Property damage?"
James Bond: "Definitely."
Q: "Personal injury?"
James Bond: "I hope not, but accidents do happen."
---Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
James Bond: "Construction was never my specialty. "
M: "Quite the opposite, actually."
---The World is not Enough (1999)
THURSDAY
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Anya: "Did not."
Xander: "Last night with me you said Jonathan."
Anya: "It was a moan!"
Xander: "Fine! You moaned Jonathan!"
Anya: "Not unh! It was like unnh-unnh-atha."
Xander: "Maybe it was ahh-onathan. Still not fluffing up the old ego."
Riley: "Quite the couple, aren't they?"
Buffy: "They get into a fistfight, I've got a fifty on Anya."
(Superstar)
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Fortune Cookies:
Tiffany Case: "I'll finish dressing."
James Bond: "Oh please don't, not on my account."
---Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
James Bond: "Now put your clothes back on, and I'll buy you an ice cream."
--- For Your Eyes Only (1981)
James Bond: "Who would want to put a contract out on me?"
M: "Oh, I don't know. A jealous husband perhaps?"
---The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)
Sir James: "It's depressing that the words 'secret agent' have become synonymous with 'sex maniac.' "
---Casino Royale (1967)
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