MONDAY
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Buffybot: "Thank you. But I really think we should be listening to the other Buffy, Giles. She's very smart and she's gonna help us save Spike. "
Giles: "Guy-les? Spike didn't even bother to program my name properly."
Buffy: "Listen, skirt girl, we are not going to save him. We're going to kill him. He knows who the key is, and there's no way he's not telling Glory."
Buffybot: "You're right. He's evil. But you should see him naked. I mean really."
(Intervention)
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Fortune Cookies:
"Beware of the man who won't be bothered with details."
William Feather
"I understand a fury in your words,
But not the words."
William Shakespeare, Othello
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
Rich Cook
"I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat, what d'you think about that
I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my, too sexy for my, too sexy for my
yeah
'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, yeah, on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy, poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song"
Right Said Fred, "I'm too sexy"
WEDNESDAY
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Anya : "I can't stop thinking about you. Sometimes in my dreams, you're all naked".
Xander : "Really. You know if I'm in the checkout line at the Wal-Mart I've had the same one."
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Anya : "I like you. You're funny, and you're nicely shaped. And frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not... interlock. Please remove your clothing now."
(Harsh Light of Day)
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Fortune Cookies:
Dreams that do come true can be as unsettling as those that don't.
Brett Butler, 'Knee Deep in Paradise'
Somebody who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world
The Law of Thumb
To attract men, I wear a perfume called ``New Car Interior.''
Rita Rudner
Harry Burns: "Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsaries, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount."
When Harry Met Sally
FRIDAY
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Giles: Does this, uh, Angel have, um, a tattoo behind his right shoulder?
Buffy: Yeah, it's a, it's a bird or something.
Xander: Now I'm sayin' something. You saw him naked?
(Angel)
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Fortune Cookies:
"The body is shaped, disciplined, honored, and in time, trusted."
Martha Graham
"What we say is important for in most cases the mouth speaks what the heart is full of."
Jim Beggs
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society".
Mark Twain
"I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way. " Franklin P. Adams
"I'm going to get a tattoo over my whole body of me, but taller."
Steven Wright
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