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The Bard


MONDAY
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Buffy: "Angel, what if I have lost my power?"
Angel: "You lived a long time without it. You can do it again."
Buffy: "I guess. But what if I can't? I've seen too much. I know what goes bump in the night. Not being able to fight it... What if I just hide under my bed, all scared and helpless? Or what if I just become pathetic? Hanging out at the old Slayer's home, talking people's ears off about my glory days, showing them Mr. Pointy, the stake I had bronzed."
(Helpless)
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Fortune Cookies:

"We know what we are, but know not what we may be."
Hamlet

"Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.
Of all the wonders that I yet have heard,
It seems to me most strange that men should fear;
Seeing that death, a necessary end,
Will come when it will come."
Julius Caesar

"Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown."
King Henry IV Part II

"Our doubts are traitors,
And make us lose the good we oft might win
By fearing to attempt"
Measure for Measure

"What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet."
Romeo and Juliet





WEDNESDAY
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Percy: "Hey, listen, thank you. I mean, for helping me. Being so patient. And also, for not kicking my ass like you did in the Bronze."
Willow: "You know, Percy, that was actually... for your own good."
(Graduation Day prt 1)
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Fortune Cookies:

"An honest tale speeds best, being plainly told."
King Richard III

"This above all: to thine own self be true; And it must follow, as the night the day; Thou canst not then be false to any man."
Hamlet

"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players.
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts..."
As You Like It

"Have more than thou showest; Speak less than thou knowest."
King Lear




THURSDAY
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"You. Youre sostrange."
"You always were one for the compliments, Slayer."

"No. I meanyou read Shakespeare. And you like it. And you also like killing people, inventively."
"Whats so strange about that?"
"Well, Shakespeare was all about love and poetry."
"Whos saying Im not all about love and poetry?"
"And death. Youre all about death."
Buffy and Spike, Sonnet 92 (fic by Swirly Head)
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Fortune Cookies:

"Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt the sun doth move
Doubt truth to be a liar,
but never doubt thy love."
Hamlet

"Hereafter, in a better world than this,
I shall desire more love and knowledge of you."
As You Like It

"My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
my love as deep;
The more I give to thee the more I have,
for both are infinite."
Romeo and Juliet

"The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good."
Robert Graves

"But do thy worst to steal thyself away,
For term of life thou art assured mine;
And life no longer than thy love will stay,
For it depends upon that love of thine."
Sonnet 92




FRIDAY
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Spike: "It's a big rock. Can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this
big."
(Becoming prt 1)
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Fortune Cookies:

"Look, he is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike"
The Tempest

"A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!"
King Richard III

"Et tu, Brute?"
Julius Caesar

"Are you the prankish elf I've heard about? But those that call you by the name 'sweet puck'? You do their work, and they shall have good luck, are you not he?"
A Midsummer's Night Dream